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I have read the first Twilight book, and I'm one chapter away from finishing Dracula, and I wondered what would happen if Drac and Ed ran into each other. I'm sure somewhere out there I could find long debates, full of canon evidence, baseless conjecture, and angry flames, trying to prove which of the two could best the other in battle. I decided it would be more practical to see what Dracky thinks of Eddie's sparklyness.

Conclusion: It annoys him. Whether this is because Count D thinks it's dumb or because he's secretly miffed that he can't sparkle too, the world may never know. I suppose you could ask him, but his answer may be to give you the blood-draining hicky from hell.

(For the Dracula purists out there, I know, he doesn't catch fire in the sunlight. It doesn't even burn him; it just keeps him from using his Sooper Speshul Vampyr Powerz. But the joke's funnier if we say it does burn him, neh?)

Count Dracky O'Doom-n-gloom (c) Bram Stoker, sorta, since his book's now in the public domain. Which, by the way, happens to be my favorite domain.
Mister Cullen McSparkly-Pants (c) Stephanie Meyer, whose books are NOT in the public domain. Which, by the way, is why she's making a mint.

:iconantitwilight: is allowed to put this pic in its club. (Huh, first club I've ever submitted something to.) If any other clubs want this/you know of any clubs that might, let me know.
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~Cheese-Thingy Apr 15, 2012
Really Dracula should be saying "back in my day vampires sucked blood not dick" xD sorry if that offended you...but it had to be said =]

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Mood: Glad ~moviephandom Apr 11, 2012
I want this on a tee shirt! It would be awesome!

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!Pythonmelon Mar 10, 2012
lol i love that

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~ShadowEco Feb 24, 2012
I'm not sure if this has been said already or not, but according to Bram Stoker's Dracula, he wasn't harmed when he walked into sunlight, he just wasn't as powerful.

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*VenomousTranquility Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Cute. Nice.

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Mood: Love ~Icequeen555 Jan 16, 2012
I love this. The only thing I like about twilight is how you can't kill them by human means. Other than that, I love the red eyed, fang toothed, and non-sparkling vampires. But hey that's just me

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~Chibikan Dec 22, 2011
I like it. It's so "In my day, when vampires stood in the sun, we burned and we liked it!"

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*Oktanas Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
nice text there

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Mood: Love ~Morgona Oct 16, 2011
And this is the reason why I like yet hate Twilight. That & the "Vampires" had no fangs. How can you even begin to call yourself a Vampire if you have no fangs?!? I guess I'm just Old School when it comes to things like that... that or the world has gone too soft & lost its mind!

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*VenomousTranquility Feb 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Meyer's vampires are not vampires. They are blood drinking fairies. :giggle:

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