I have read the first Twilight book, and I'm one chapter away from finishing Dracula, and I wondered what would happen if Drac and Ed ran into each other. I'm sure somewhere out there I could find long debates, full of canon evidence, baseless conjecture, and angry flames, trying to prove which of the two could best the other in battle. I decided it would be more practical to see what Dracky thinks of Eddie's sparklyness.

Conclusion: It annoys him. Whether this is because Count D thinks it's dumb or because he's secretly miffed that he can't sparkle too, the world may never know. I suppose you could ask him, but his answer may be to give you the blood-draining hicky from hell.

(For the Dracula purists out there, I know, he doesn't catch fire in the sunlight. It doesn't even burn him; it just keeps him from using his Sooper Speshul Vampyr Powerz. But the joke's funnier if we say it does burn him, neh?)

Count Dracky O'Doom-n-gloom (c) Bram Stoker, sorta, since his book's now in the public domain. Which, by the way, happens to be my favorite domain.
Mister Cullen McSparkly-Pants (c) Stephanie Meyer, whose books are NOT in the public domain. Which, by the way, is why she's making a mint.

is allowed to put this pic in its club. (Huh, first club I've ever submitted something to.) If any other clubs want this/you know of any clubs that might, let me know.